I think it was on the second season of The O.C. that Seth created a comic book inspired by his and his friend's lives. They all had some super power or another that was linked to a certain accessory- I believe Ryan's was attached to his leather cuff bracelet? Perhaps it was to his wife beater. Marisa's (RIP) super powers were linked to her designer bag, and that's all I can remember. We have moved on to Gossip Girl around here people! Ooo, Blair Waldorf's would totally be linked to her headband.
Which brings me to my point. If I was a superhero, my superpowers would be linked to my sunglasses. Anyway. So seriously, I wish I could wear my sunglasses all the time. But I can't get away with it because people think it is rude. I do wear them inside whenever I can though. I have been known to wear them:
1. In bed. This generally has the most effect when done after awakening from a night of carousing.
2. In the rain. It is still daylight! Also, I hate when the water gets in my eyes.
3. At brunch. Always, because either I am hungover or everyone else is so I can get away with it.
Certain people are known for always wearing sunglasses. For example!
And of course I could never forget The Bobbed One, Ms. Anna Wintour:
She looks especially troll- like in this picture, yes? A- Dubs is one of those people that looks scarier/ worse when she smiles, kinda like Posh Spice. And Mr. Burns from the Simpsons.
Look what I found on style.com! A picture of Bono and Anna together!
Bono needs his shades to protect his eyes from Anna's dress. I wonder what they are talking about?? She is also using her bob as a stand in for the glasses. It is covering her crows feet. Goldie Hawn, is that chu? Ladies, you are not fooling anyone!
Anyway I need some cool new shades. Huge, black plastic, the darker the batter, that's what I wear and it's what I'll wear till I die. Please bury me in them. Seriously. And everyone MUST wear sunglasses at my funeral, especially while they are delivering the eulogy. I will be watching from heaven. With my glasses on.
